Biathlon, the mass start event.

The fact that he’s holding his phone and he makes a concious effort to not smash it, saves him from fully planting all 200lbs of him on his wrist and joining these fools 0n Christmas Day.

I’ve seen wheelie board thrown around. That’s what I’ve stuck with this holiday season.

The rule states that there needs to be two defenders in front of the offensive guy when the ball is played. The goalie counts as one defender, and is one of the two 99.99% of the time. Since this goalie was somewhere near Mars when the pass was played, there needed to be two blue shirts back there to count as the two…

The rule is actually that the offensive player needs to be at least level or further from the goal than the second-last opponent. Since the goalie is in goal 99% of the time, he usually counts as one of the two. So its easy to just simplify the rule to say there needs to be one defender there. Since the goalie was…

From what I understand, as long as he’s behind the ball when you pass, it’s all good to pass. He just can’t be in front of you. He’s offside if he’s in his half of the field and nearer to his opponents’ goal line than both the second-last opponent AND the ball.

Is that an actual giant pelican inches from her face? Holy crap, can’t unsee this. This is absolute nightmare fuel for me. Large birds with pointy beaks that can stab your eyes out and not give a fuck and generally mess up your day is probably in the Top 3 biggest phobias for me. Nope nope nope.

I kinda understand wanting to hire musicians to perform at a party and some willing to do it for $$$ but I’ve never found one as odd, uncomfortable or questionable as Hillary Swank and Van Damme’s appearance at the unhinged Chechen president’s birthday party. Just look at that guy. He’s up to no good.

Moving from Florida to Ukraine next month for work. This is a godsend.

Moving from Florida to Ukraine next month for work. This is a godsend.

Guy is probably a damn pro at sleeping with one eye open, espescially in 5-star Swiss hotels before FIFA meetings.

To be fair to poor Issa, there probably was some commotion a few doors down from his hotel room at an ungodly early hour this morning.

Actually it is lessee, the opposite of lessor. Welp. The English language can be a bitch at times.

The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl, though correctly highly ranked at #2 for its ridiculousness, it almost belies what stupidness came before it.

Sorry this is so long, but you’ve hit a nerve. I’ve seen the same transition happening in the Filipino-American communiity. Filipinos used to be one of the more Republican Asian-American communities (behind only the Vietnamese, I think), due to a variety of factors, mainly strong Catholic adherance as well as long…

Since this is hopefully the last we’ll see of him (not likely, but one can still hope), this may be the last time we can truly enjoy this, my favorite of video mashups.

I’m a lifelong Gator fan/UF alum living now in Tallahassee. I’m also a CouchSurfing host and get a ton of visitors, mostly European, coming and going from New Orleans. The lucky ones who come on a gameday, often by accident, I’ll take tailgating with the Nole fans who are tolerable and we often end up going to the…

Yeah, maybe because I’m making a table of contents at the moment at work and can think only in I’s, V’s and X’s but I totally read it as Four-Oh- wait, that’s not an area code.

Genius. This comment is The Bomb

Good god, you said that perfectly. It unfortunately reminds me of a visit my roommate’s sister made from her suburban life while her brother lived with me in college. She had a couple small kids - who were awesome and nice kids - and we all piled in her giant SUV to go eat, when we passed a bus stop full of people.…

You know what makes a long commute suck even more? A commute with a bunch of people using Waze around you. I can see the appeal of knowing all this realtime data about the road around you, but holy crap, the distraction that app causes is insane. The few people I’ve been in a car with who actively use it seem to keep…