It makes perfect sense when you come to grips with the fact that one-third of Americans are complete morons.

The whole thing is just bizarre. An incredibly thin-skinned, whiny, Ivy League, draft-dodging preppie who lives in a golden tower in Manhattan, who is LITERALLY afraid to get his hands dirty (he’s a well-known germophobe) is fucking beloved by blue-collar guys, who think he’s a macho tough guy.

I got to see the inside of some of Saddam Hussein’s old palaces when I was in Iraq. Then were not nearly that fucking gaudy.

I live in Australia, and yes I do as long as you don’t mind lots and lots of cat hair. The politics here is a bit weird, I just moved here last year from NZ so I’m still adjusting. Great public healthcare system, but probably still ages away from marriage equality, which is really doing my head in.

Oh fuck, I’m so sorry.

His face is the colour of piss. His hair is the colour of piss. His home is the colour of piss.

Well, my husband and I have pre-existing conditions, so I’ve begun saying goodbye in my mind to the home we will have to sell if all the Obamacare reforms really go away.

I’ve been watching old episodes of Veronica Mars and in one ep she’s going to NY and says she’ll take pepper spray “in case we run into that Trump character”. I miss 2005 so badly, when he was still a hilarious joke instead of a clear and present danger to humanity as we know it.

It’s fucking bad. It’s like having Eric Cartman as your president.

“We need to fight this every inch of the way” should be the response.

With a Republican-controlled everything, I’m assuming I will have to teach myself self-dentistry.

And we’re all going to need to be as high as little David leaving that dentist.

Yeah I can see a scenario where Pence has some kind of plan to get him out.

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

Every so often I’ll remember that he’s going to be POTUS and it takes all my self control not to go on a sweary rant. And I’m not even American, I can’t even imagine how bad it is for you guys.

“How is this real life?” will never not be an appropriate response to anything that happens for the next four years. Fuck. Fuck.

This guy’s a full blown narcissist. And he’s our president. We. Are. Fucked.

He is a fullblown lunatic. On twitter, Ashley Feinberg is doing a fantastic job of describing the space between the first tweet about Brennan’s statement and the second tweet. Something like 13 minutes...to complete one thought. This would mean on average he spends like an hour and change crafting 5 tweets.

I am absolutely delighted beyond all measure that Trump’s douchebaggery has unintenionally enriched Congressman Lewis’ pocketbook, as well as gained him newfound respect from a generation who probably wasn’t all too aware of him until now.