Wow, ‘cocaine steak sauce’ sounds pretty awesome.

Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Bill.

I hear he also shot Liberty Valance.

Eva Longoria is excited to announce the George Santos story.

It’s a feature-length commerical for a flavour sold by a chip brand.

Bill Hader knows you cannot piss into Mr. Coffee and expect to drink Taster’s Choice.

Bill Hader didn’t kick any puppies.
Bill Hader spends alternate Saturday afternoons reading to the deaf.
Bill Hader would never try to crash your wedding.
Bill Hader is not a raping monster.
Bill Hader is an ally of the LGBTQ community.
Bill Hader would totally let you have the last slice of pizza.
Bill Hader does not lose…

Any time I hear anything from the PETA people I think of the sketch in Portlandia where they lose their minds about a dog leashed to a light pole but walk right past a baby in the same situation.

I get it, but…..are we just saying the dogs in pet stores can fuck off?

I think the issue is we think of PETA is one big giant organization with one specific goal but I suspect that there are a lot of factions and different chapters and parts of the organization have different people running it. I think most are probably not great people but I think there are some extreme zealots among…

People

So he bought a dog. He’s feeding, it, right? Taking care of it? I don’t see anything about maiming it or eating it, so... probably he’s an okay pet owner.

I’m definitely on the “adopt, don’t shop” side of things and have a neutral-at-best view of Davidson. But fuck PETA. They’re a disgrace to the animal rights movement and I hate that they are its most prominent face.

I’d love to see a spin-off just called AFC Richmond that’s about everyone else. It’s the other characters and their journeys we really love anyway. Ted was just our window into that world. 

Do You Believe In Life After Ted

I remember him mostly from Rudy, incredible that it was one of his first roles at that point in his life.

The one who Hank didn't crush with the car said something like "Too easy" before he went to get the axe.

I think the gun thing was meant as a pessimistic commentary on the way things are going in this country. Remember, the show made an 8-year time jump a few episodes ago. Who knows what things will look like in 2031? And the fact that the gun department was right through the toy aisle was as dark as joke as this show…

What are you talking about?  “No.  Muy facil.”

They say a few words to Ryan McPoyle in “One Minute” when they’re buying the vests