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Sal the Disqus Boatman
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Holy crap: two-and-a-half ack_acks??

THERE ARE FOUR DS

Even taking into account the threats, the accusations and the vulgarity of everything Scaramucci said yesterday - I still think the most batshit crazy thing to come out of his mouth was the idea that Trump isn't an elite because he likes pizza and cheeseburgers. He has a whole list of bullshit talking points - he's

They should also have been louder, angrier, and had access to a time machine.

You have to break up with Natalie Dormer first.

I remember that moment. It was as if the letters had to fight like hell to escape his mouth.

Good news! You have four more opportunities to ignore Avatar movies.

That's a woman who served as a SEAL for twenty years and won the Bronze Star and Purple Heart. If that's not the definition of someone fully capable of serving with distinction in the military then there is no meaningful definition of that concept.

We really need a scientician to comment on behalf of "the Science" community.

I think you meant loud and ignorant as fuck minority.

It was a dodgy response, to be sure.

sacre bleu!

This movie is loud and I'm confused
Rex Reed

Not just a wall, a SEE THROUGH wall. Honestly, I think someone said to him 'you need to be more transparent in your plans for the wall' and he interpreted it literally.

"You kids don't know what you want. That's why you're still kids, because you're STUPID"

From Russia with Apathy

State of Kansas Jello Mould?

That much is true

*writes script for a reboot of The Warriors where Jake Paulers are beaten to death by the Furies*

Conway needs time to get her props ready before going on Fox. The flash cards didn't work, so maybe she's upping her game to sock puppets.