I'm sure he rushed home and confessed his impure thoughts to mother.

Could I please share a brief moment of appreciation? After a pretty shitty day, that made me laugh for at least 75 seconds. Thanks.

"Good news, ma'am! Today you can get 50% off the Criterion release of 'The Human Condition.' Better hurry, it's a limited time offer!

*FARTS*

Robot Mendozzaaaaaaaa!!!!!

I also feel that Bronn should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

Well, Napoleon's an example of someone who's done an amazing job, and he's being recognized more and more.

Is your militia wearing top hats, thimbles and oversized boots?

Well, it's the one approved by mother. All the other companies are too sexy.

Interesting. You would think the chin would be more deformed.

I think you're confusing this with the "Wild Kingdom" re-boot.

Honestly, until I read your post, I didn't even understand that guy's comment as an attempted insult. It was just baffling. Thanks for clearing that up.

The final round is a killer. They use alternative maps, so it's really hard to find all those countries.

Best wishes for a strong and speedy recovery, space robot.

Do you have an opinion on politics? That works just as well.

That seems presumptuous - I'm sure at least one of us knows Natalie Dormer.

Noriko's house party in Early Summer. Virtually no one else shows up, so I could spend the day hanging out with Setsuko Hara.

You're just pissed because you were turned away from Reasonable Discussions after your facelift. Sad!

In addition, they will all preface their denunciations with "As a husband and father, I find these tweets offensive."

*stabs mannequin* "That's a kill"