Christ, this is the hardest I've laughed in weeks. Seriously, it was much needed. Many thanks to The Onion for its work and to Hannity for his entirely predictable reaction. What a tool.

Consider your contractual obligation fulfilled, Calgarian. I stand in defiance and assert that my sporting franchise is superior to your sporting franchise (not really - I never assimilated to the local sports culture and don't give a damn about the Oilers).

Thanks.

Lindsey Graham: "I support President Trump’s desire to re-enter the Paris Accord after
the agreement becomes a better deal for America and business."

You win. If nothing else, I can't complain about Edmonton's arts scene.

Hey! I was born in White Rock. Unfortunately, I live on the wrong side of the Rockies now…

Agreed - there is a lot of meaningful action being taken at the local level. I'm also somewhat heartened by the statement by the EU and China as well.

That's basically what Sarandon said when she was on Colbert after the election. "Look how mobilized and engaged everyone is!" Yes, it's wonderful. That's like hiring an arsonist to be your building manager and then celebrating the fact that everyone is now so much more interested in fire insurance!! Option #2 was…

"Ever since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun" - Jeff Sessions

Because Trump and his enablers are trying to turn the dystopian hellscapes of Fury Road and Children of Men into reality?

This thread badly needs a visit from Captain Positive.

His fake followers only get one fake scoop of fake ice cream. It keeps them humble.

FROM INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE!!! RUN!!

I see that the mind control powers of the glowing orb have claimed you as well.

SLAPPY SQUIRREL IS BACK!!!!!!!

Ned was sent upstate to live on a farm with Robb and Rickon. They spend their days in open fields running with Grey Wind, Lady, Summer and Shaggydog.

He lasted a hell of a lot longer than I did.

*Podrick peaks around the corner at mention of the word 'hung'*

You live on a hill overlooking the ocean? So jealous - I had to leave the ocean 17 years ago and move to the Prairies…

Well, good for him - he can use his winnings to pay for his healthcare premiums, then go on CNN and complain that Liberals are too lazy to win tens of thousands of dollars on Plinko. It's just the free market in action.