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When I was a kid, one of the most popular Canadian game shows was "Definition", where the bonus round involved guessing a phrase as the letters appeared one by one (sort of reverse hangman). The bonus prize was worth $10 for each letter in the phrase, and you lost $10 off the bonus for every letter that appeared. At

Star Wars was the first film I saw in a theatre, but I can't remember the experience - I was five years old. I remember the build up and my confusion because I thought it would be a live production like a play (how will they do the spaceships?) The first film I clearly remember seeing in a theatre was Moonraker (RIP,

Imagine the chase scene -
"Did we lose them?"
"Yeah, their massive forearms and oversized heads really slowed them down."

If Trump played Civ, he would jack the luxuries rate up to 100% and concentrate on building all the Great Wonders in his capital city.

Black Cyclops says you are wicked.

Someone needs to steal it and put Trump's name in every paragraph to ensure he keeps reading. Also, graphs.

Well, thank goodness Trump gets his information from reliable sources like Alex Jones, who would never spread unproven theories.

I for one welcome this news. Only Alex Jones can get to the bottom of whatever the hell is going on with that glowing orb.

Keri - really interesting, better than I expected. It's really an exploration of how people anthropomorphize cats and incorporate them into their personal experiences and worldview. The filmmaker doesn't tell us much about each of the people, but it's clear many of them are overcoming trauma of one sort or another.

Yeah, that the was the weird disconnect. They were all reacting as if Democrats has started a 'draft The Rock' campaign to save their party from ruin. The dude made a comment that he may enter politics - but it isn't like anyone is begging him to run.

They're traveling in herds….They DO travel in herds!!!

That's the way Jose Peterson commented the year his family lived in North Dakota.

Sometimes it's all about the timing (*standing ovation*)

I was trying to complement you on the strength of your conviction, but the moderator is taking the redundant posts down, so I can't reply to it.

I imagine Children of Men during the last stages of the collapse, when there is still some system in place (before the soldiers simply disperse to join the hillbilly cannibal gangs). Then, you're right, The Road will be a documentary. God, I wish I could purge The Road from my memory - probably because I had kids that

The bridge does nothing to advance the destruction of the environment! It should have a vent that shoots methane into the atmosphere 24/7! How will America ever be Great Again if we aren't taking advantage of every opportunity to make Libtards angry?!? I mean, sure, we're fucked too when the ecosystem collapses, but

Yeah, he's going to have to start doing his show live every night if he wants to keep up. I'm in the Mountain Time Zone, and I half-jokingly said to a co-worker yesterday morning "better check the news at 4pm, that's when shit goes down." Sure enough…

Bleeding Gums Kansas

Even so, I'm more inclined to trust your dog with the nuclear codes than Trump.

100%. The tense anticipation of further disruption is the worst part of it. The conversation would have been a short-term major distraction, followed by the relaxation of knowing that person was gone and wasn't going to pull out her phone again. You couldn't be more right.