The first of those two options sounds sooooo much better.

Or the Directorate wants to test whether they will follow their orders on a mission of this nature.

He also fixed America's health care crisis!!

"We certainly don't want any president to leak classified information but the president does have the right to do that." - McCain's statement according to the AP. Though to be fair, later on his status went from 'indifferent' to 'mildly annoyed' when he called Trump's actions "deeply disturbing."

Does it sap their precious bodily fluids?

Well, a…a boy's best friend is his mother.

Shit, all I had to do is scroll down a little bit…

WILDERNESS!!

It was five against one, he got four of 'em.

Give him time - the phrase was just invented, so there's a learning curve.

Esperanto!

Shit, yeah. On my short list of things I've seen in movies that I wish I hadn't. Just something visceral and awful about it. Ugh.

You'll have to do better than that if you expect to get cake.

Did you tell her about the candles? At least there are candles.

I was a kid in the 1980s so every time a Special Report came on, I assumed the missiles were in the air. CNN's insistence that virtually everything is BREAKING NEWS has sort of blunted that panic.

You mean the ones who will pee on a bed if you ask nice?

You mean the ones who will pee on a bed if you ask nice?

Coming tomorrow to Looper - The REAL reason Hollywood won't cast James Comey anymore.

If only there were a set of records he could release to help clarify his various business connections…but hey, if the letter is CERTIFIED…

"When the hell did I join the CIA?"