So wish there was like, some kind of “zealot exorcism”, or effective repellent spray or talisman that worked against such vile creatures. :(

I’m holding it back. They have a 15 year old who is stifled( one of five) and I am making nice til she is 18, then I am offering for her to live with us. I’m house hunting specifically with it in mind. She is so sad and intelligent and not buying their bullshit, but I am sure feels trapped as they have given her no…

LOOK HOW COOL HER BLUE MAKEUP STRIPE IS

The worst part of the shelf elf? If I see one more picture of where the parent-posters on FB put their goddamn fuckin Elf I’m going to break into each of their homes and behead the goddamn thing.

Ok, am I just an enormous party pooper or what? I think I would find it genuinely hard to look into my future child’s face and lie about there being a Santa. (the elf, I could not even. too much)

Well duh. They use investigation and facts, which have been proven to have a liberal bias. Lies and fantasy are the only path to Conservative™ Truth®.

Also, Pulitzer prize winning, non-partisan fack-checking site Politifact is a liberal conspiracy.

Ugghhhhhhhhh

It’s because facts have a pesky liberal bias! Anytime they’re fact-checked wrong, naaah, can’t really be true, it must be a liberal conspiracy to manipulate science just to make the reichwingers look dumb.

“The bible is true because it says it is. Snopes is wrong because it’s research that contradicts what I already believe to be true.”

Facts have a well-known liberal bias.

I love scallops. All scallops. Scalloped hems. Diver Scallops. Scalloped Potatoes. All the scallops.

What did Hugh Grant do?????

I couldn't put my finger on why exactly I find this offensive but I definitely do. I guess 'gay' is an appealing quality in art but he wants to be absolutely clear that he is NOT gay in the sheets? He's super gross in both his art and in his real life. That's for sure.