I find him irrationally hot and playing Gaston only increased that for me.

Yeah I am in an open relationship and generally would be ok with having another serious female partner involved, but is that ever the wrong way to do it!

I find this man deeply unattractive. Like a bargain bin Dennis Quaid with sunburn. I do not know what it is and I feel a little bad about it.

Living in Texas near-ish to Waco (Austin) this crap is on every TV in every waiting room, nail salon, or whatever, and I HATE IT. I hate their “he’s a bumbling doofus who fixes things and she’s a beautiful godly artist” shtick. I hate shiplap. I hate white kitchens. I hate purposefully distressed stuff. UGH.

On first read I thought you meant a relationship with the show, and I was disgruntled. Now I think I am sympathetic?

I mean honestly a lot of these I was like ... sure I would wear that now. Maybe not like, first choice, but not aggressively bad!

Totally! All of this sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I was not drinking in high school! And I wasn’t wearing very many brand names!

This might be weird, but I find this all sort of ... sad? Sad in the general feeling of “oh my god I was a dork and everything was awful and I was lame.” For one thing, I might just be legitimately lame because none of this was appallingly bad. For another ... be lame. Do your thing. I’m not that into self-mockery…

Oopsie doopsie, I’ve just made an ass of myself again!

I spent some time recently with rich-ish people (rich to me, probably not rich to the Trumps) and their tastes were SO tacky. Like, as a Former Poor, I could have shaded them so hard on their tastes while they thought they were impressing me. I did not, because I needed to be polite, but damn dudes.

I am so pumped for this movie and pretty much just want all action movies henceforth to feature women beating the shit out of people.

Putin barely has time for him and his handshake already. He’s all “hmm ok yes Donald I will indulge you.”

I thought they were still a thing! I mean, it is a good idea! Contain the child to a reasonable space to play in that keeps them safe.

That is literally all I would need to NEVER go there. If I am eating I would prefer to not engage with other people’s children, especially if they are singing, unless I have the choice to do so or not. Vegan + rogue children + dumbass owners = literally my nightmare restaurant.

It’s been over two years since I was in a Hobby Lobby and I still remember looking at the cashier with just ... total confusion. Like ... why? Why are we doing this? They also have to do the same thing with discounts and none of it makes sense. On top of the whole awful Hobby Lobby experience in general. If you didn’t…

Last time I shopped at Hobby Lobby (because they are good at shit fake antiques that I needed for a photo shoot) they didn’t SCAN THINGS. They typed prices individually into their system. I do not know why, I asked once and they couldn’t answer, but it was bizarre and terrible.

As someone who grew up in Ohio and moved to upstate NY, I continue to be baffled about NORTHERNERS flying the Confederate flag. Like. You guys. You can’t claim heritage. This is just about hate now.

I used to occasionally leave notes, either on paper or in cheap lipstick, on particularly egregiously stickered cars (generally the anti-gay ones). Now I think I’m too afraid of getting shot.

Same. I know the story and this would definitely be a shock if I hadn’t been forewarned.

The HR director at my previous employer sent out all company announcements in Comic Sans on a blue and white grid background. It was inexplicable and horrifying and should have tipped me off to how insane the entire company was.