I once took Plan B because of this exact reason, and it made me a little sick because I respond that way to hormones. When I later explained to my gyno she was like “that was really probably not necessary,” at which point I knew I needed a doctor who understood my INTENSE PARANOIA about not getting pregnant.

Wait, no. Really? Did someone tell him that the baby is in the mommy’s belly and he just kept believing that?

Yeah, my husband has said things like “I understand this argument, I would want to have a say” because I get it, it would be his kid too. But in the end, he wouldn’t have to be the pregnant one and it’s not his body. He’s very pro-choice as well. And do understand - imagine being a mam who really did want children and…

Ok, so if we need to start “being responsible with our bodies” and “taking precautions,” I think we should just not fuck men anymore unless they have had vasectomies. It amazes me/doesn’t actually amaze me how these dudes seem to think that we magically get pregnant without help. I know this is all a not-so-secret sex…

Ugh normally I would have responded to that with “ooh I need more running tights!” but now I have to find a new source for that shit.

Isn’t that literally Trump’s own argument too? That the laws allowed him to do it so as a businessman he did it but the law ... shouldn’t have let him?

I have a tendency to be into weird looking dudes with big noses, so honestly, I’d probably like what’s his face here.

I dunno, I did some googles and this might be the worst portrait of him. Some of the others are totally NOT BAD.

God, same. I can’t even be clever, I just want those pants to not exist.

I think she isn’t actually human. She’s a demon inhabiting someone’s body and it’s not going well.

This can’t be real. How would anyone think this is useful??

I got back on twitter specifically to tweet at Trump. I figure if he sees even a fraction of his replies we have to be getting to him.

See, this is the third possible option (deal and decision).

I thought it was decision!

I’d be interested to see a new doll and compare it to my Samantha and Addy from 20 years ago. Those dolls were expensive but I cherished them, and saved up my money for Addy myself. (I think this is a different line than those dolls, so who knows). At today’s prices, $115 would be really reasonable for the dolls I…

And I realize, as I look a this, that I own a shirt from Target that is also a knockoff of the Calvin Klein. (It looks much more like the original than the Ivanka).

I once wrote a paper for a class called The History of Economics which I was taking because I thought it would be interesting and useful. It was neither, and the professor was a dick, and since I was working on a religion major I asked if I could do the assignment, which was to write a paper on a significant…

Same, I’m still trying to figure out how I would handle this. Say I am taking PTO for the strike? Call in that day abd pretend to be sick? I can’t call in striking, I’ll get fired.

I honestly still enjoy malls. I lived for eight years in Syracuse, NY, which has a weirdly huge mall and where the weather is too crappy to be outside a lot. A few years ago the mall got a huge expansion (which was weird, considering the location) and several new restaurants and attractions. Several of my girlfriends…

I know - from my political expertise based on the West Wing, I am confused as to how he has so much free time and spends so much time alone.