Oh, yes. More beard-on-beard kissing, please.

No, I don't think it does matter. Consenting adults doing what consenting adults want to do is inherently feminist, as far as I'm concerned.

When it comes to things that one truly enjoys I usually take the stance of "it doesn't matter".

Jiro Dreams of Sushi. Fair warning: if you like sushi, you will be super-craving some by the time it's over.

Saturday Night Thread has arrived! Fellow Jezzies, I'm a longtime lurker, first time commenter. BUT I accepted a job in San Francisco yesterday (I currently live in D.C.) and would love any advice from the Bay Area Jezzies! Where should I live? What should I eat? And, most importantly, how do I do it all before…

I can't be the only one who'd buy a pair if they'd let me bury my face in his fuzz and snorgle him. I am? I'll just let myself out.

I'm sorry, I didn't read a thing in this article. I just sat here and stared into that little adorable melon-face.

I think we all know what his problem is.

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

YOU MUST BE...ABORTED.

Oh, brother. These fucking people. Can we abolish the "Vows" section of the NYT already, please? It's literally just a place for plebs to gawk at rich people and feel inadequate. PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR HEIRLOOM LACE AND YOUR CAKE SWORD AND YOUR WASTEFUL AND EXTRAVAGANT INTERNATIONAL JETSETTING.

That is all.

Cut to 6 years later. They both travel too damn much to see each other, he finds her to be difficult and flighty, she finds him stodgy and boring. They have a spectacularly dramatic divorce. She goes back to the stone hut and drinks.

Elisabeth van Lawick van Pabst-Koch

Happy "Oops Was That Antifreeze, I Totally Thought It Was Midori, My Bad."

Happy stabbings, ladies!!!

Can I argue that introducing my fist to your face counts as free speech too, Masshole?

What's wrong with guilt? I want my kids to worry about the effect they have on others.