Your lumberjack — does he like to skip and jump, press wildflowers, and have buttered scones with tea?

"Baby, you're my angel investor."

If you hadn't told me what the source of this is, I would have guessed "the TV Tropes' description of a Manic Pixie Dream Girl."

"Your skin is sallow"?

Just reading that, I feel embarrassed for him somehow.

So he's this guy?

Sigh. The perspective in this article is disappointingly limited and out of date. Eating organic (by humans or animals) isn't just about health outcomes. It's also about the environment. I totally agree that people are ga-ga for their pets and humanize them in ridiculous ways, but a little more research and…

Emma Thompson, I love you so much. This outfit is horrid. You look freakin' luminous, though.

I've seen the question on this site a few times, of how to respond to strangers in public who demand that you "smile!" Last week I was stumbling out of a gas station with a crappy cup of coffee to my car, going over like 8 million things I needed to get done at work, and a guy on a motorcycle told me to smile. I…

Jezzies I'm continuing my hunt from yesterday; please tell me your favorite sexytimes song! There is one special one I'm looking for that I can't remember anything about basically but I also want new ones in case the one I desire can never be found :( Cheer me up, fill the hole in my bedroom playlist please!

Mine is Bright Eyes' "Lover I Don't Have to Love". Every time I hear it I'm a heartbroken 17 year old again who just got crushed by her emo non-boyfriend. ....And I'm pathetic.

Alright, Jezzie's... What ways do you pick yourself up when you're feeling bad about yourself.

Hallelujah by anyone. All versions of this song kill me.

Let’s talk about THAT song. You know the one I’m talking about. The one that feels like an emotional gut-punch even just a few chords in. The one that leaves you an ugly-crying mess no matter how many times you hear it. It could be one that brings you back to a particularly sad time in your own life, or it could just…

You must hold so much hate in your heart. I pity you and anyone who has to deal with you in real life.

When my husband and I decided to get married, I was like, "Look, I'll change my last name - but only if we both change our names to something bad-ass." He was totally game and today we share the last name of "Rocket", based on a shared love of space and also because "Rocket" just sounds awesome. (Or, at least, it…

I was super bemused/amused when I told my current boyfriend I had no intention of changing my last name should we get married. He was all like, “But, isn’t that like, a law or something?” THIS IS HOW INGRAINED IN OUR SOCIETY THIS PRACTICE IS.

I'm so excited to hear that thongs are out of fashion! I've owned one thong in my entire life (purchased in college, feeling pressure to conform to "sexy" expectations), wore it once, and threw it away. Uncomfortable, inadequate. I've since gotten friendly with panty lines. They aren't that big a deal. Seamless…

Maybe it's that thongs are comfortable for you and uncomfortable to others. Which means that what other people have an opinion on is probably in reference to their own vaginas, and not yours. Which is great actually!