"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

The correct answer is all of them tied, except Shawn Michaels.

Martin Luther King Jr. opened so many doors for black Americans I don't even know where to start. Voting, equal access, education. Even here, with his unfunny monotone delivery, he paved the way for The Magic Johnson Hour all those years later.

both of the "motherfuckers" quoted above are actually "y'alls."

It's funny when Pierce answers questions this way, but nobody will be laughing when Aaron Hernandez does his rendition.

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KIRO Catches Kearse Catch Curse

Joel Mmmmmbiid

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

Will you should write a guide about how to buy beer for parties. Beer enthusiasts buying for a non-enthusiast crowd and vice versa.

Silver may be an innovator, but the NFL already has this. And I have to admit, I do get some pleasure out of seeing the Jaguars compete against pro teams.

Kyle Wagner already wrote the post that it's happening.

The only response it could muster in the aftermath of the Sandusky scandal was to blindly and uselessly swing an axe at Penn State's football program, for no other reason than to justify its own existence.

"When the average person sees the Packers doing it, it becomes a safe thing. That it's not the kids in mom's basement anymore," Fuge said.

He does, albeit inadvertently, make a very good argument for going back to school.

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

The funny thing is, if the goalie hadn't touched the ball with his hand before it going in the net, I still wouldn't have given a shit about this.

Gynecology anecdote: My dad is a pediatrician. When I was 13, I was poking around in the basement when I found his old textbooks, including a gynecology textbook. Being the pre-Internet pr0n 80s, I thought I'd stumbled onto a gold mine. I eagerly cracked it open, awaiting the glories I would unearth within.