#allmenincludingbrothers

Every joke paled in comparison to Ann Coulter’s dead eyed reaction shots, which made me so uncomfortable because she has no idea how to react to the whole thing. Is it funny? Should she take it personally? Ann doesn’t know.

I also use my dads cable password because he has ALL. THE CHANNELS.

As a non-millenial, recent cord-cutter, I’m right there with you!

To paraphrase Ricky Bobby, “If you ain’t married, you’re single.”

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

Duana at Lainey has a great take on all this: http://www.laineygossip.com/Keira-Knightle…