There’s nothing like silencing someone like giving them a book deal. 

He looks constipated and depressed. I hope he’s as miserable as he looks. 

I really, really do want to silence him, though.

“America’s dad Tom Hanks playing the other America’s dad Fred Rogers? I have no interest in seeing this.” - the saddest person in the history of the world

Yeah, and like, there are white women who definitely did not vote for Donald Trump, but they also already don’t need any convincing to vote for his opponent and are also the kind of white people who don’t get angry/go all “not all white people” when we talk about how so many white people voted for Trump. I realize my…

My most vivid memory of seeing Titanic in theaters (with my mom chaperoning a gaggle of 11 year old girls, obvs) is when the boat first starts to sink and shit is falling over the place and my mom loudly exclaimed, “Oh no, they’re breaking all of those beautiful dishes!”

Leo’s still avoiding her look ever since she left him to freeze :)

This has “Rick Santorum family photo” written all over it.

For the last few years, I have been convinced Tom Hanks is an unrepentant sociopath. I have come to this conclusion based on absolutely no evidence whatsoever, save for an unpleasant few hours I spent watching The Terminal, and every single person to whom I’ve mentioned my dislike for Tom Hanks has told me that…

This is why we can’t have nice things Rebecca! Tom Hanks is a National Treasure. He is too good for us all and we just can’t handle it. Just believe and let go of your doubt. 

I commented on someone else’s comment here, but in case you’ve missed it, Control (Joy Division) does well because it focuses more on story than performance. 

I really like Control.

I’ll sign the petition for this one!

And, yet, no one has asked Ryan Reynolds about a reboot of Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Place. Can reporters start asking the real questions?

I don’t know what I like more, that Hough turns to the camera liks getting smacked in the face with a hat was the greatest moment of her life or that Abdul appears to be totally invested in Pia Zadora cosplay now.

Or, perhaps, instead of a dispute about phones, the older gentleman asked Miranda’s friend to toss his salad in the men’s bathroom.

If you haven’t watched the videos for All American Made:

I absolutely LOVE Margo Price! 

Margo is the best thing to happen to country music in a decade