This is my favorite Greg song (I Could If I Wanted To):

Someone put john prine in bubble wrap. now.

Also, if it makes you feel any better, they’ve been married for 21 years. He’s 69, meaning that he didn’t marry the “love of his life” until he was 48.

I hear ya. I do not know how people get so lucky. I must have the worst taste in men of anyone.

+1 for the Seinfeld reference

Some leftover pizza for the lady?

I know his theme song.

Yeah I didn’t try to fake the funk on those, either. I was just like “ok y’all enjoy your Tori fest, I’m gonna go get stoned and listen to Mazzy Star, byeeeeeee”

I LOVED the Dead Milkmen and still do. Saw them on my 18th birthday! Got Joe Jack’s autograph in lipliner on a napkin! He wrote “RED IS BLOOD - JOE JACK” Also whenever an ignorant fuckstick makes a homophobic comment within earshot, I like to yell “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE QUEERS ARE DOING TO THE SOIL?”

While I was all aboard the Ani train (Dilate and Not A Pretty Girl are still my 1, 2 punch prescription advice for angsty breakups), the Tori Amos train not only left me at the station, but it also splashed my dress with mud.

Veruca Salt, Buffalo Tom, Poe, The Cranberries, Pavement, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Silverchair, Garbage...

I am an Old at age 40 and I loved the Seattle season. Irene was snarky and quick witted, so it was a bummer when she left, which was absolutely framed by the show as being because of the Lyme disease. It’s true that in those early years of reality television, we all thought we were watching heavily edited real…

She is somewhere in her 40s or 50s, has more than 119,000 followers on Twitter (where she can sometimes be quite flirtatious) and enjoys summering along the Jersey Shore and the Hamptons. ... If you’re a seal or a squid, you had better be careful when she comes around.

Me on the Celine Dion post:

According to a psychic (ha! If you believe those people), I have psychic abilities myself and am therefore kind of a ghost magnet. I’ve had more ‘encounters’ - def something I DON’T want to explore!

But of course my dear! Well, auntie once stayed in the Langham (without prior knowledge of the ghostly visitors), and in the middle of the night, I woke up with a start because someone sat down on my bed. Or so I thought - when I turned on the light, there was nothing of course and I just thought I had had a bad…

Maestro Lenny responded, “Go fuck yourselves, ya morons.”

My no nonsense friend moved into a new house on the edge of a river a couple years ago. She swears up and down that on her first night while standing on her deck she saw three native American men in full gear appear on the edge of the bank and just stare at her before disappearing. She was not drinking or smoking and…

Grapefruit and cucumber, the age old scent of the unexplained.