My favorite antique shop find:

The Dissipation is the hottest part:

Me, defiantly:

RIP darkness

Does she need another toe? I can get her a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get her a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.

I LOVE MARY TIMONY!!!! I saw Wild Flag three times and asked Mary to sign my Wild Flag record at The Bell House in Brooklyn, It felt like meeting Beyoncé honestly.... I was also a little (very) drunk and had her put my full name on the cover of the record, she was so damn nice, She probably thought I was a fucking…

I just yelled “chickapaaaaaaay” across the cubicle farm. Friday fun times.

It’s sexystential.

Patton Oswalt has an amazing bit where he’s arguing with his mother...

Hey Jezzies! I don’t mean to high-jack the comments bit this article seemed appropriate to ask.

You cannot mention Jaws IV without including this lovely quote from him when asked if he’s seen it: “I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.” 

“The Jewish person takes off his Yarmulke, underneath...is a Cheeto.”

No shit! I felt the same way when i heard there was a 30 year old on the Security Council-like, I definitely fucked up! Oh well, time to check facebook again.

ok but do the cats like ME more or thetallbrunette more?

You’re confused; Barack was born in a Madrassa in Indonesia, to Osama Bin Laden and Whitney Houston.

He should troll the shit out of everybody and write it in Kenya.

60 years? Do these people hate regan or just forget about him? Also shouldn’t it be 70 years? That is when good old Franklin “commie” Roosevelt instituted the new deal and became president for life.

That and calling anyone who disagrees with them hysterical. It straight up gives me the vapors. It’s interesting seeing Koppel, long a terror of the smug, criminal, or dishonest, interacting with Hannity. I think Koppel was deliberately gentle here, as it makes Hannity look like even more of an ass. This is also a…

This cat is the Christie Brinkley of cats.