Jesus Christmas.

AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!! I been spooked!

(*whispers meekly from NH*) Which New England state was this in?

OH MY GOD. 

I love this one so much! Just adorable. 

Absolutely seconding. Exquisitely stated, SO.

I’m thinking more like that Sex Pistols show at the Lesser Free Trade Hall (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4f0B5rf6z2wYQpm5WNqsqP7/they-swear-they-were-there-sex-pistols-at-the-lesser-free-trade-hall ), but I like the VU reference, too.

OMG, I’m sorry I’m laughing so hard at your misfortune, but I AM laughing so hard. The dog food was the real kicker. I’ll show myself out...

I just had to say how perfectly worded this assessment is, in my humble opinion. Thank you to putting words to the jumble of thoughts in my brain about this.

Wish I could give you loads more stars for the Wire ref.

This is wild - I was thinking about Freeway and how crazy-good she was in it just this morning! I know I’m in the greys forever and ever, so no one will ever see this, but I thought I’d share anyway.

Same here! Just had to come high-five you, my fellow/sister Blue Monday fanatic.

Brilliant. I’m going to be closed-eye giggling about this for the rest of the afternoon.

Never heard of Alison Roman until this article, but her style seems right up my alley. Thanks for posting this recipe - can’t wait to try it!

This is so well said.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Isn’t that the truth!

For a moment, I thought your comment was someone else being an absolute dick, and I was going to give you a piece of my mind, because the typo does not negate the creepy, clammy terror of your story! But - hey, you. Great/horrifying story!

WHAT! Holy shit! I’ve always loved Crows - love is double now. Wow.

Oooooh, it’s lovely! Thank you so much for sharing. Having this visual gives a whole new depth to your story. Sweet dreams!