Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

The Bears plan is simple. Tank the entire season until they win the last 2 meaningless games, playing themselves out of a Top 3 draft pick, then trade their next two 1st round picks for Jimmy Garoppolo, so they can let their offensive line destroy his promising career

I’d NEVER work for Apple. NEVER. In fact, I’d rather jump off a building with a net surrounding it.

It works on so many levels. Three. Three levels.

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

The Browns will also destroy the cardboard box of the homeless man who told them to draft Johnny Manziel.

Rooney and Fellaini seem locks to start EPL matches, which is just hilarious.

people have forgotten that this motherfucker beats small children. Fuck him. I hope his career is over.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

This will give Real Madrid extra time to fix their fax machine.

Lost their top prospect to the Mets, too!

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