You suck at writing bro. First off chicks love Pikachu ok? Every single hottie at the party will recklessly throw themselves at you if they find out you legit dig him too. Do you know how many times a girl has paid for the cab ride home and let me hit it raw dog style because she saw my little Pikachu keychain on my…

Man its always a crack pipe.

Gronk is a bitch.

I have always made fun of my friends the same way for as long as I can remember and that includes calling them gay or retards or child molesters. I know that “fag” and “retard” are not socially acceptable anymore my go to insult for not offending anyone in public is “diddler” or “goof”. This guy should try my method.

“Do you like Bugs Bunny? Hate to break it to ya then, but you’re a furry.”

Yea cheating is cool and awesome and all that stuff until you find out Chad Knaus and Jimmie Johnson have been doing it FOREVER and they are winning everything. Thats when it really hits home that cheating is not cool.

I hate any monotheist religion, what a stupid idea.

No way this car would ever do 240+ what a fucking joke.

Yea the part in the video where one of the treasures was some “vintage woods” makes me hate this game cause if I grind away for a couple hours and I get some vintage woods ill fuckin lose it man. I used that style clubs when I first started golfing and I FUCKING HATED THEM MAN they’re so unforgiving.

He was so fast and always pushing the limit of the car I think he was kind of reckless too. He was/is? the type of driver who can get that extra little bit and make the car faster than it should be. When he came back and won Canada after that accident the year before it was so fucking amazing anyways I think he would…

Fuck I love pills. Uppers, downers, sleepers even viagara for kicks and dont get me started on fuckin zanax bars man they are the best, if you ever just want to lose 24 hrs from your life along with your keys and any money you had this is for you. Its a trip man thats well worth the ticket price. I love you Dr Chan.

Fucking pigs make me sick I would of flashed my piece too. He was in a dumpster so fucking what?? Maybe he was seperating metals and plastics for recycling and doimg some good in this world. Also you KNOW he wasnt black or else the cop would of just shot him instead of wasting one of his fancy darts.

They should put a Renault in the back and only sell the cars to French people to say thank you for everything.

Man I would love to smoke some crack in that baby, I bet there are some good hiding spots for you pipe.

Cant wait for someone to put that tampon car where it belongs. In the fuckin wall, I just hope they dont make a sexist thing about it when it happens. Anyways enough about rookies if she doesnt want to be the next Danica she has to get a cup ride by winning and not just by being a girl.

Just another rich guy who wants everyone to suck his dick even when they dont know hes got a forbes profile. I would barge in there with a couple of hoes under my arms and a retarted amount of cash say to the sales lady “Yo bitch I aint got all day I want a purple one” throw the cash in her face and leave one of your…

I am all for safety improvements but he is right about the tracks they build now. There is no punishment for mistakes and driver can be constantly over the edge with no worries of retirement from the race. Just imagine if WRC outlawed any stage without runoff around the corners. I dont want any one to die but I also…

Whenever I take a giant dump, I always go for the full wipe. Its the only way to keep it clean.

What the fuck?

The threat of violence is a standard move whilst in a confrontation of any sort. Not everyone has been afforded the privilege to attend university and acquire the language skills that are necessarry in order to prevail in the dispute sans roundhouse kick. Hot head asshole mullet wearing fighter prick mother fuckers…