“my fortune teller told me I was pregnant with the next Hitler so like, you’re welcome.” That’s what I would say. Obviously women don’t know what their zygote would grow up to be, maybe it would be great or maybe it would be evil. But the person who already has an established life should obviously have a say because…

This is why pro-life should just be called what it actually is, anti-choice. No one’s demanding every pregnant woman get an abortion and good god, if you keep your child, good for you, no one gives a shit, it is in fact your personal choice and affects no one’s life but you and yours.

It behooves me to repeat that if…

I regularly do just that. Adoptees are sick of being their poster children.

I don’t think there is anything you can say. I argued with my brother over the holidays about equal pay. He claimed that the numbers were lies because they were averaging the amount of money all working women get with all working men. And since women are more likely to work in lower paying jobs, of course they would…

The ex husband wanted a vasectomy more than oxygen but the clinic he went to (Air Force) started playing the whole “you’re too young, you don’t have kids yet” game. Basically he was getting blown off. He stormed out angry and frustrated someone was telling him how to handle his reproductive life (haha familiar). Then…

He was hoping for “heroes” or “God-Kings of the Undying Lands.”

Once in a PP I stood behind a poor young man whose roommate’s ex girlfriend had purportedly slathered random objects in their shared apartment with gonorhea infected vaginal secretions. Apparently it was a bad break up. This poor dude had no insurance.

As a fellow adoptee, I agree! And I was lucky enough to be a healthy white baby girl—the only thing that could have fetched a higher rate of interest would be being a healthy white baby BOY.

Sigh...of course it was Chick-Fil-A.

WON’T SOMEONE PLZ THINK OFF TEH BABIEZ

things they apparently don’t need: access to healthcare, treatment for std’s, reproductive education, cancer screening, contraceptives, advocates and allies.

These kids suck but what really freaks me out is the little kids.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

I live in a stereotypical East Coast liberal enclave that went 80%+ for Clinton—and I see Trump signs and stickers in my neighborhood.

I can’t bring myself to watch him speak. The quotes from him give me a ragestroke already. Hearing him actually say these things out loud would probably kill me.

I suppose really it would say “¡Por el Muro!” but you get the idea.

If Mexico stops allowing Americans into Mexico it may just help their tourism. The rest of the world would be stoked to be able to go on vacation and not be subjected to our loud, rude, entitled, food-shoveling, uncultured faces.

Wow, tearing up at my desk—that is horrible. Poor child.