I don’t have kids, but when DJ says “We’re what it’s all about!” I had to shake my head and roll my eyes. Children, especially adult children, assuming their parent’s universe revolves around them is so obnoxious. Yeah, family is great, but maybe Danny is sick of spending all his time cleaning up after you guys.

When I turned 40, my husband announced that my life was half over. So, no? And probably don’t let my husband give birthday toasts.

I enjoyed the revival I enjoyed this trailer.

I DO NOT CARE IT IS AMAZING AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN.

That’s pretty generous, actually. You are just wishing them a prosperous career in space exploration, right?

That’s what some of them say.

Yep, there sure are plenty of things we don’t understand. That’s not a license to blindly believe whatever folk beliefs you grew up with, or throw up your hands and say that people can choose to believe whatever they want. I’ll take the fact that our current model of physics has no room for ghosts, or magic, or…

OMGOMGOMG!!! I made the list!!! WOOHOO! This totally made my day.

Oh pish! there are still many things about time, space and our brains that we don’t understand. it’s fine if you choose not to believe, but that’s not proof of anything one way or another.

I do people’s taxes for a living in Toronto. A few years ago a new client came to me and told me about this house flip he’d done — house prices in the city were skyrocketing, and because of Canadian tax laws, a person could make a lot of tax-free money by buying a house, renovating it, and reselling it at a massive…

I knew What the fuck Hamburger was too good to ignore!

Does a husband count as a non-useless animal or should I let my cats have his spot while I read these?

I just want to take this opportunity to say: Yay! More stories!

Underneath the Floorboards was terrifying! (But my favorite was Hamburger, especially in the original comments where someone said “WTF Hamburger?”)

The baby one is so scary! I love when commenters link to real news stories.

This, dude. It’s childish, male-ego driven behavior, and really, it makes no difference in the end. This is an example of what women mean when they talk about male entitlement.

LIKE ATLAS

He made her ride on the seat of a Bikeshare while he pedaled! Any date where I have to be transported while staring at the pedaling ass of said date qualifies as historically shitty.

I’m in touch with my emotions and other people’s emotions.

Name dropping Pence was a good touch. Satire has been getting harder to detect lately because there is so much honest inanity coming from certain corners of society.

It took me a minute to realize that you were joking about the not knowing how to respect women part, and I was very close to leaving a rage and wine induced deluge of insults. But thankfully this story and the comments are overall good and decent and I can breathe again.