Yeah, I feel you. Who would want a human child when they could have a far superior, far cuter, puppy? But sometimes you don’t know that right away, and then you’re in it for 18 years, and the kid knows virtually no cute tricks, and takes forever to housebreak. And finding someone to board the kid when you want to go…

I never gave birth to a dog - I don’t have the necessary plumbing - but I adopted this:

No idea why I jus thought of this but I once had a woman tell me she doesn’t have grand children just 3 granddogs. Except I know she has 4 grand children. She’s the opposite of your mom.

Rufferee and Wide Retriever

I just spent about 30 seconds enjoying watching my toothless slobbering spawn try to gum a french fry. It’s Halloween, let him live.

My dog absolutely is my baby.

Wait you met a guy on Jezebel!? You need to write up this story because i love the idea of meeting in the comment section here. I sometimes wish I could meet up with friends from here IRL. We just moved to a new state and making adult friends is HARD.

Absolutely. A discussion is welcome but I’ve seen comments in which I think the person is asking something in earnest so I will engage. When it turns out it was some trap to lure me in. I legitimately do not understand the ppl who’s only point here is to talk about how stupid we all are. Things like hating BLM,…

Vampires. Because they could be anybody at night. Anybody.

Tangential, but I just wanted to share that my Halloween-hating mother who never let my siblings and I dress up and go trick-or-treating as kids (super conservative Christian thing) just got dressed up as a cowgirl and is on her way to a Halloween party. She’s doing so grudgingly, but still, progress!

Sorry but gullibility doesn’t get you a get out jail free card or excuse these parents for handing over their daughters as sacrificial lambs to this asshole.

#notallcultleaders

They should prosecute the parents too for allowing this piece of shit near their daughters.

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

She clearly loved you like her own child. I hope you got help and are safe now.

Mine isn’t scary, not really, but kind of creepy.

No, that’s fine, I never needed to sleep again anyway.

I thought the one with the girl who dreamed about her dead friend and woke up and the dead friend was laying next to her in bed screaming was the scariest one. That one freaked me the fuck out