So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

I can’t even imagine what they were thinking with this. This is exactly the kind of case where it’s actually a good idea to make an example of the criminals to warn others off. Most of the time when they do that it’s crime linked to poverty, and it’s a load bullshit that isn’t going to help. In this case, there is…

Wait, wait. These guys got off? (dildo jokes aside.) What about the damage to Federal property? What about the threats against the FBI? What about the trashing of the Native American artifacts? What about their still-unpaid grazing bills?

Wow. If this isn’t one of the best illustrations of white privilege, I don’t know what is. Cases like this are why I’m beyond done with white people who lecture black people about our “culture” or about how we need to “just listen to police officers” and “stop breaking the law.” FUCK people who say that when shit…

Poisoned candy/tylenol kills innocent people = a permanently changed nation

In addition to ruining Halloween, this crap (the Tylenol thing, mainly) is why peanut butter jars and OTC pill bottles and millions of other things have those damned seals under the lid.

I bought $30 dollars worth of candy from costco this weekend (the good stuff, none of this jolly rancher and blow pop bull shit), so I’ll be home hoping no kids come by and that I get to eat it all.

I keep reading and re-reading that in increasingly more absurd French accents. So, to you, I say, muchas gracias.

“...in a spacesuit stole more than 13 Trump signs from his yard, including one which was apparently stuck 15-20 feet up in a tree.

They were afraid the venue would insist they use the water.

You mean ... it was a nice torch.

Whaaaa this is the relatively small college town that I just moved to for work. I wonder if this hero is one of my students or colleagues.

I loathe Trump as much as the next Jezebel commenter, but I hate this sign stealing/burning stuff.

So their fucking /testimonial/ is about how their culture made these people suicidal before they were pressured into celibacy or marrying someone they don’t love? Awesome. Just...I can’t. I cannot. And they think this is somehow something that makes their church look GOOD? Wow.

I used to be happy, but now I’m misrable, just like god intended

Coincidentally, the then-Prophet of the LDS Church received a “revelation” that black people could attain full membership *right after* the federal government told the church to do so or lose its tax-exempt status!

“Homosexual behavior is contrary to those doctrines, always will be, and can never be anything but transgression.”

Wait, her therapist said “I want you to fast and pray and ask God what he thinks about you being attracted to girls”? I don’t think this guy was a therapist, more like a pray-the-gay-away church counselor.

Laurie says, “Being in love with a woman had a very strong sense of ‘this is right,’ and there was so much good in that relationship. So the impression “this is wrong” was difficult to believe, much less act upon. Really, what felt right was wrong, and what felt wrong was right. At times the conflict would rage, and…