Today I went to Ulta and picked up Urban Decay’s Vice lipsticks in Rush (a pink mauve) and Rapture (a dusty rose mauve). They’re okay - I didn’t realize they were creams, rather than mattes. At least now I can throw away my ancient, discontinued Bare Minerals mauve lipstick that I’ve been scraping out for far too long.

Celebrity sex dream thread!

Craft thread!!

Holy shit, some menfolk are about to lose their minds.

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

I gasped like a pearl-clutching church lady at that part. These smug assholes should be ashamed of themselves. They probably aren't though, so hopefully they feel it in the sales where it hurts.

The title and the gimmick are bad enough. But knocking the towers of mattresses over and her smirking “we’ll never forget” is absolutely vile. These people suck.

It’s just as likely that she was being bullied by another girl. Can’t say I’ve met anybody from Texas who wasn’t a little off or xenophobic.

This just highlights the Solomon-like wisdom of suggesting that teachers bring firearms to school. Can you imagine the carnage of a slew of half-trained educators running the hallways with their 9mm’s shooting at anything that moves.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.

Honestly, the fairest comparison I can think of is Dolores Umbridge.

How much you wanna bet the “rescuers” were talking selfies with the hapless baby seals they were “helping.” I hate people.

It’s rarely publicized, but members of the British Divers Marine Life Rescue team are able to form a psychic link with infant pinnipeds when in close proximity to the pinnipeds (usually about 2 to 3 meters). The ability to form a link weakens and disappears as the pinnipeds age, but allows the BDMLR to learn each…

How did they figure out the seal’s name?

Ready to worship this.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

I don't know why VC Andrews books were marketed to teens. Or even published.