what a lovely offer! I’m in Ireland though but I’ll be sure to eat cheese in solidarity with you ;)

Jeez, everybody from the Pope to The Santa Clause is weighing in on the election. This happens every presidential election, right? And I just forget that it happens? You know what else I had forgotten? That Tim Allen even existed outside of that Christmas movie.

I bet you Obama would go to Trump’s funeral if it was held on a sinking ship.

It’s so fucked up because she wasn’t even trying to bring criminal charges against him. She was trying to win the right, for herself, to work with anyone else. You would think that really, really, superlatively low bar would be within reach...

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

You forgot to turn off the “Santorum” feature.

...gets captured and tied up and the boy doll makes out with her against her will.. until suddenly she likes it.

Please don’t ever meet someone at their home, or have them come to yours, in order to conduct a transaction. Food courts, shopping malls, and crowded coffeehouses are your friends.

He might be just a slow, dreamy, walker. My rather brilliant son was such as a kid. One morning when we were frantically trying to get him to school...late!...we found him at the sink running a comb through the soap. So now we call lollygagging, “Combing the soap.” He’s still a dreamer, but he’s quite a bit speedier…

So is the kid slow, then?

huh? is this how humans behave? just asking for my alien friend. i’m trying to explain to him how humans interact with one another. this probably is not the best example.

While I think what happened to this woman is horrible and I wish she could get some sort of justice, even in the third trimester women can have medical complications that require an abortion, so any law like the one they are trying to pass will just be used by republicans to charge doctors who perform an abortion with…

I’m extremely pro-choice (and work in OB at a Catholic hospital, so... it’s a struggle), but I didn’t get the impression from the information in this write-up that we’re talking about a ball of unviable cells here. If we’re talking about like, a 25-week-old baby that should have gone to term, I don’t care what kind of…

Summoning Noble Renard...

I can’t be the only one who thought of Savita Halappanavar when I read this. I know her case was in Ireland, not the U.S., but it’s the sort of fercockta cruelty on the part of the Catholic Church that doesn’t care if a pregnancy isn’t viable or if a woman dies because of it.

Holy fucking shit is this hitting close to me today.

I’m not a comic, but I’m what most people would refer to as an assertive, strong woman with a fierce sense of humor. Part of the reason I stayed with my abuser for so long was that I bought into my own mythos as a “strong woman”, and believed that anything he did that was hurtful wasn’t abuse because I wasn’t capable…

There is nobody so charming as an abusive man.

I responded that by that rubric, I was a “body-bagger,” noting, “I’ll probably lose my virginity through a hole in a sleeping bag.” He laughed, and it was like the sun coming out on a planet where it has rained for decades

Yes, I definitely think it’s more the (perceived) fact of being a non-traditionally attractive woman who believes herself to be undesirable that results in the exoskeleton rather than the career. My job is pretty damn far from comedy/acting/performance of any kind and, lemme tell you, I’m the funniest, most…