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So both of these people are insufferable, but it’s so weird that literally everything they didn’t like about her (lightness, distracting family) was positive and inspiring when he stepped up. I’d be mad too if I was her, but in less of a “why can’t I ever be good enough” way and in more of a “that’s some internalized

This season on American Idol, watch one couple’s marriage implode.

Phrases like "Worship Leaders" and "Praise Teams" are strong signifiers of churches I do not wish to attend.

It was painful but I don’t think it was fake. There was too much bitterness for it to be fake.

There’s a 0% chance these guys are not aspiring Christian vloggers.

That’s an awkward car ride home.

Just dont be a woman

True animal facts: the Stellar Sea Eagle contains more awesome by weight than any other eagle.

aw, thank you!

I have the dark dysfunctional flip side to this story (but don’t worry, the outcome was extra ice cream and a story). When I was in third grade the teacher sent home a note that had to be signed (for a class trip, I believe). I was late handing it in because my parents were away. The next morning after they came home

Indeed.

This one can lead them.

The local Audubon Society is very displeased with the occupation of the refuge. I wonder if they could amass an army of 1,000 falconers. Imagine them all raising their arms and a thousand birds of prey take flight, darkening the sky. They’re led by 12 great golden eagles. As the birds approach, shrieking, the

Heyyyy now. Don’t tarnish the good name of monkeys that way.

I AM GOING THERE ON MY HONEYMOON. I am unreasonably excited for this temple. Someone told me that they would try and steal my stuff and I was like...worth it. 100%. MONKEY TEMPLE.

I thought they were our past?

Thank you! This must be terrible for her. It may not be the greatest injustice in the history of the world, but it was everything to her. She is not overreacting, IMO. It may not be a dream that makes sense to me, but it was her dream. If I worked that hard for something, believed I had achieved my goal, and then had

It probably totally isn’t - yet the way this keeps appearing, makes it kind of *seem* like a planned viral stunt to increase the “relevance” of the Miss Universe pageant.

(ie: when was the last time you heard about it so much)

Personally I find it odd that so far every single Miss Universe has come from Earth.

Omg you have just changed my life.