I wouldn’t say that. He’s just a spineless opportunist. He was the man who said he couldn’t vote for Trump after the Access Hollywood tape, and then voted for him. He’s the idiot responsible for countless hearings on emailz, the Clinton Foundation, etc. And yet, he’s more than willing to turn a blind eye to the…

He just has the most punchable face. I realize this adds nothing of substance to the discussion, but it’s true.

*Watersportsgate

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

And the Rockettes’ red glares....

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

I hate to say it, but this story is actually about Ethics In Journalism.

Well, being a straight dude I will say no.

JM = 100% unappealing, devoid of charm or good looks, produces Music to be ignored. Blerg.

He reminds me of a dog who ate a bag of weed.

no. and now let’s close the polls because i am right.

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I can’t wait to hear the genre of music that comes out of this.

As far as I’m concerned, Kurt Eichenwald and David Farenthold were the only Real Journalists doing Actual Journalism this election, only to be mostly ignored by people and other media in favor of #omg!emails!

So very true but also climate change is not a political belief goddamnit Republicans.

It was pretty clear all those years ago.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

“Just because he’s the oldest elected President and the third fattest?”