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I just feel actively bad all the time

That explains why he’s not happy with his cover.

As I mentioned elsewhere, I really hope the history books also note that Obama was faced with a possibly historic level of obstructionism from Congress. So he was forced to get creative with executive power in order to govern.

The best part of these letters is that, for the most part, they serve to show how deeply our public servants care about the cause for which they serve. These people are speaking anonymously and thus have little reason to lie, and what I get from reading these pieces is the terror that Trump will undo the work they’ve

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Hatches, ranked:

I thought for sure that the BLM would be abolished

Taking notes and planning the revolution, I hope.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise

I hope he hates every f-ing minute of it and that his hair falls out.

He has admitted that he doesn’t like to read, and now he has to read stacks of reports on EVERYTHING. Reports are boring as fuck, I know, I’ve written plenty of them. He will have to spend days in meetings being debriefed on things so boring that you want to stab yourself in the eye, and he’ll have to learn and

nah

Haha His face. Every time I’ve seen it over the last couple days, he doesn’t look like he’s happy about winning at all.

No puppet.

God save us from President Pence.

They absolutely do not; refusing to vote is not a statement in any active sense of the term--it is passive acceptance of decisions that others will make for the silent person.

To abstain from voting and then whine about the result is the very epitome of entitled, privileged bullshit. “I don’t like the game, so I’m not

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to: