As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Cue the Pizza Delivery Guy.

Her safety should absolutely come first, and she doesn’t have the obligation to shoulder all the risks. The voters have the obligation to smack down the orange clown, strip away his power, so that he can finally be held accountable for all his actions.

It is odd that a soccer writer demands resolution of every plot.

“No puppet! No puppet! YOU’RE the puppet!”

Nah.

Bring it on, whatever it is. I want Trump not just defeated in nine days, but humiliated.

Have you seen Maru trying to get on a swing? It’s one of my daughter’s favorites.

If there’s anyone in the world who has more practical knowledge about destroying the Taj Majal, I can’t think of who it could be.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

There’s also this...

As an American, it’s lost on me as well, my friend.

No.

We don’t have a voice anymore, and Donald Trump is giving us a voice.

Even on a strictly rhetorical level, saying that someone’s “a lovely woman” but also a “a bitch” doesn’t quite make sense.

That is my new kitten, I would buy her a pony if she wanted one.

I’m sorry about your bad day, please enjoy this kitten

When I look at her, all I can think of is Quint describing a shark’s eyes.

I have a liberal friend who hates Hillary with the intensity of a thousand burning suns who thinks now is the time to vote third party. I’ve been pointing out that no, this is the time for third parties to start running for school boards, city councils, and other small local positions so they’re known and understood…

Third party candidates need to do more for small elections - run for city council, state representative, whatever - build from the ground up. I understand that they need to put a candidate into the presidential election, but for the love of whatever ridiculous shit they believe in let’s not try to fuck up the country…