I might actually buy this. In real life.

"Manipulate boost fine adjust knob at redline in top gear."

I'd argue the Elite he drifts a few minutes later was 10x more off the chain

Legitimate businessman owners

"Zil claims that this yet-to-be-named armored car has been commissioned by the Russian Army and will likely enter production soon."

"Like many Americans" "very narrow-minded, provincial view"

Easily the Dodge WC-54. There's still so many on the road today, and it's almost a 75 year old design.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons.

I'm betting it also has legs, a la droideka.

Those are high-voltage cables.

North Korea's entire space program is modified SCUDs. And they have a whole single broken-ass satellite up there!

So it's on the driveshaft?

I can't disagree more. The Audi and the Rolls I'll concede.

"got Kawasaki's own Gas Turbine & Machinery Company (must be nice) to make the centrifugal compressor for the H2 because nothing on the market could handle the insane amount of heat in motorcycle exhaust gas."

Pictured: actual metalest scion of all time.

Let me get this straight... The more premium-looking one is the worse car.

A midget submarine wouldn't have a nuclear reactor.

It's like a motel room in a CSI episode.

Aston Martin gets it but Cadillac doesn't. I'm in mourning.

Why even bother making this if it's not some magnificent power barge? Shameful display, Cadillac.