Saw a massive vehicle - thought it was the new BMW X7 or 8 series...

Well these look sexy - as if the body is shrink/vacuum wrapped around the hard points! 

Hurriedly clicks on video in anticipation of NOISE AND MUSIC....

Personally, don’t see what all the fuss is about.

Fancy Kristen...

Forgetting the RWD/FWD issue for a moment, I’m more concerned with how boring and ugly it looks.

It’s a party by Alfa Romeo - of course it was going to be a non-starter...

Reads article on vehicles in a dilapidated state

Read the article and just...wow.

Alonso is an absolutely fantastic driver who’s made fantastically bad (in hindsight) decisions that have been amplified by fantastically bad luck. Poor guy!

Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this...

The reason it works so well is that the sound of the engines between the two cars is so similar...

I’ve worked in Richmond for the last 4 years (close to Richmond Park and Kew Gardens) and I’ve yet to see a product in the wild.

Developed in secret - lol.

Pretty sure the actual first step to this creation was to drink copious amounts of vodka...

Well that dark green 356 is the sex.

I wonder what cheat they’ll implement this time round?

Knowing you David, I’m pretty sure you’re going to something similar again but this time with the optional extra of an Urban Outfitters smock

As this isn’t that common knowledge, the title really should have been:

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