Are you sure?

That’s just a very quick way to make a flatbed Jeep.

So true.

To counter this apparent bargain, UK petrol is roughly 1500% more expensive than the US

As the knight says in Indiana Jones, and with both your choices, “you have chosen wisely”

Lol.

E46 - drove good, looked good

I blame the campervan’s manufacturers myself...

Sure have - agree with you but would argue that that was the case for cars out of the factory gate.

True - but even then the model range had quite a few enthusiast cars or cars that had been tuned by enthusiasts.

Lol thanks Patrick, it was intentional

Top Gear, Pistonheads, yourself and others have all broadly said the same thing (“it ain’t no sportscar”).

Copy VW with the Night drive advert and just dub the Milk Underwood poem - job done!

Hey now, what’s with the defeatist attitude?

For those on a budget just drive into a saltwater lake and watch that abrasive fluid tackle the whole engine

Holy hell, that’s not a panel gap, that’s a gap bridged by two panels

So the casting call was for idiots having antics in Top Gear, which got them on Top Gear.

The automotive equivalent of wearing non-functional contact lenses

I heard a silly rumour that the Nissan iDX will enter production.

The most bizarre thing is that it’s not in Florida