Lol thanks Patrick, it was intentional

Top Gear, Pistonheads, yourself and others have all broadly said the same thing (“it ain’t no sportscar”).

Copy VW with the Night drive advert and just dub the Milk Underwood poem - job done!

Hey now, what’s with the defeatist attitude?

For those on a budget just drive into a saltwater lake and watch that abrasive fluid tackle the whole engine

Holy hell, that’s not a panel gap, that’s a gap bridged by two panels

So the casting call was for idiots having antics in Top Gear, which got them on Top Gear.

The automotive equivalent of wearing non-functional contact lenses

I heard a silly rumour that the Nissan iDX will enter production.

The most bizarre thing is that it’s not in Florida

So in one corner you have BMW mechanicals + Jaguar electrics and in the other Mercedes mechanicals + Aston electrics.

Chrysler HQ: “What do you consider comfy?”

Should have got a white bumper and left it in the Texas sun and voila.

Seems Das Germans are in a “who has the biggest” competition with The Royal Family and their jewellers

Other model Ferrari owners attempting to have this much fun off-road should note their mileage may vary

High speed track event. Check

You’ve already answered the question with the Maserati - and even when it works it will still look good doing it.

Sing it with me:

Conclusive proof Nissan is one of the nuttiest car companies around

Of course it’s not unique - it’s the result of joining the engines of two customer cars (that had just come in for an oil service) together