I think the problem is most Jeeps need at least three limbs operating on them at all times to stop them breaking down.

Could be a dyslexic confusing what a trial use period constitutes

Looked at a picture of an ungainly desk.

Is it really a quantum leap when its only a 5 letter difference on the alphabet...

A David Tracy vehicle “least expected to break down” is a paradox as the only time that can be expected is when it’s already broken down...

Imagine if Elon, Kanye and Trump got in an argument with one another... 

Had no idea Fancy Kristen had placed a Chiron order for a round 100

Like most older BMWs he should keep an eye out for the water pump, if it fails it could seriously affect the engines structural integrity.

Pretty pointless as if she was a Transformer she wouldn’t need to buy transport in the first place...

Those wheels look very purty

With those dimensions, that colour scheme, and the “Its-What-The-People-Want” of it all, that’s not a Space Jam Cullinan, but Barney in car form:

People get frustrated when men have their charges leave the station after only 30 seconds, so to leave even sooner is pretty embarrassing.

Seems the thief really took Johns words to heart:

I see now that Ford has stopped producing cars, its decided to live up to a new acronym:

Seems you’ve taken Ford’s motto to heart:

Looking at all the pics all I can think of is how it must be all that downforce from all those exotic cars that keeps Australia stuck upside down to the Earth

Clearly he misinterpreted his Staff Sergeants remarks of “Looks like my Humvee stock will crash” when he was pursuing his stock portfolio.

Channeling my inner Disney film:

Volvo:

Nevermind