I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

Starring Keenan Thompson as Russell Wilson, Josh Server as Coach Carroll, and Kel Mitchel as Richard Sherman.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

“I MEAN ITS JUST BUFFOONERY! NOBODY CALLED LOU GEHRIGS FONE NUMBER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED HIS DISEASE RENAMED AL’S. ITS STUPID, WHOS THIS AL GUY ANYWAY?  ANYWAYS ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR ANSWER GO SKINS”

I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!

*Diphtheria anti-toxin actually.

Maybe, instead of spewing your obviously ignorant garbage, you should actually bother to learn something first.

Gonna guess you have never interacted with a sled dog or team in your life.

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.

This is serial killer behavior 

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

See, this is one of the major problems with our insta-journalism. Izzo was asked a question after a game. He didn’t set up a press conference. He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t exactly a good thing to say.…

“Golf” and “Barbecue” have always set me off. I thought it was just a small pocket of folks who did not understand that one plays golf and eats barbecue, but now your post has opened my eyes to the societal problem. Now that I notice it more, I have to decide whether to spend my day in complete outrage or hate the…

We’ve got the Olympics next month, where not only will we have the vilest use of a noun as a verb: “Medalling”, but as a rancid bonus, a verb being used as a noun: “ Compete”.

100% this with ‘science’, e.g. ”I’m going to science the shit out of this.”. In fact, let’s all try to do better about ascribing things to ‘science’ and ‘scientists’ in 2018.

“Adulting.”

Yes, having a pregnant/lactation fetish is weird. Argue with me all you want about not judging people for what they crank off to, but it’s just god damn weird. That’s a god damn baby in that woman, and you’re INTO IT. And that’s the baby’s milk, not your milk, get your mouth off those udders. Keep it to cows.

ja ja ja ja.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask of a sports highlight show to show sports highlights. ESPN can do what they want, but turning your programming into a low rent op ed with a sports twist isn’t my idea of riveting television.