I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

Make America Grope Again.

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

You don’t touch God. You look and appreciate God

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

Hmm. Looks like airport security just didn’t have ... the guts.

I picked a hell of a week to debate Hillary Clinton.

God.

girl, no man is worth a rash.

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

Girlfriend needed a steamer!

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Some people say that it’s difficult for Trump to release his actual medical records because they’re buried in a warehouse in New Jersey, along with his tax records and his NAMBLA membership card. Some people are saying that.

This whole thing with Lionel made me do a double think. I just recently had a Mexican themed Labor Day party with a Donald Trump pinata. Food was tacos, hot dogs, amazing guacamole, salsa, tequila cocktail etc. But, the whole point behind it was absolutely political. We took a little fun with a homemade Trump pinata.…

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

Normally I’d be against the relentless abuse of a dumb animal, but I’m ok in Ann Coulter’s case.

I wouldn’t call her a cunt, she lacks the warmth and the depth.