Personally, childhood sucks. All my fondest childhood memories involve activities intended to help me escape the realities of life. Adulthood is hard, but it also rules.

I’m definitely rooting for Adulthood in this game!

In the past week or so, I’ve gotten through twice and faxed once. I was polite to the staffer (who frankly sounded miserable). I just picked DeVos as the one issue on which to focus. I tried to appeal to his self serving nature by saying, “This isn’t a partisan issue. She is flat out unqualified. The Senator doesn’t…

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

It’s really inexplicable that he just sucked all of the sudden, and incredibly sad that his career with the Pirates will likely end this way. He was the savior of the franchise, helping it somehow win 98 games only two seasons ago.

As a Bucco fan myself, this kinda breaks my heart. Cutch gets nothing but love from everyone who doesn’t sign his paycheck. Deep inside, I’m preparing myself to see this go the same direction that Jagr did back in the 90's. We’ll get rid of him because he’s older and slower and end up getting shit in a can in return,…

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Silver constantly warned that this election was different given the volatility in the polls and the large amount of undecided voters. He also warned that there was a significant possibility that Trump would win the Electoral College, but would lose the popular vote. Nate Cohn at the Upshot, however, was completely…

Nate Silver’s model was the only one which gave Trump a good chance of winning. Take it up with the Huffington Post and Sam Wang; they gave Clinton close to a 99% chance of winning....

if i’m currently fucking, should i stop or finish?

There are few things more amusing than watching Madonna, a woman who has been a music superstar for 30+ years, when she attempts to play guitar.

Or maybe overprepared.

I know I am in the minority here, but I’m not a huge fan of Terry Gross. I can’t really put my finger on it - - but she seems, um, just really, um, scatterbrained or um, not really prepared for her um, interviews.

“Hi, welcome to Fresh Air. I’m Terry Gross. You may know Jesus of Nazareth from his kicking the moneylenders out of the temple or possibly from his biographical anthology, The Bible. Jesus, welcome to the program.”

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

That dog is missing its Buzzy Bee.

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE

So she didn’t even get the standard 75% of what women typically make compared to men?

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

True fact:

Wuuuuuuuuut. Deadpool was awesome. One of the best films to come out this year... I think this gif might be too fast. Im over it now though.