This prompted me to look. What the fuck is going on here? She’s more attractive than her husband! I'm so perplexed.

I think I’m usually fairly good as deciphering crazy pants but yeah.... No idea. All I can think of it was a typo and was suppose to read “always =”

I didn't even recognize her! Astounding. I find her pretty either way.

This is something I reeeeeally hated about the navy and their bun obsession. They spend why too much time thinking about and giving a shit about people’s hair.

I don’t know if I’d worry about cheating, but either way that’s not really a relationship dynamic I’m interested in. Like when I like someone’s personality and everything but not really their body, the attraction still comes along with that. Even if I know I wouldn’t pick their body out in a crowd if they were a…

This is the first time I’ve ever had this feeling, but I actually regret not being a high schooler right now. Because I would totally run for class president with this platform. Just cosplay trump.

Loooool, that is truly glorious. I love the infinity symbols in it, that’s really clever. I think it just needs “live laugh love” (or however that one goes) written somewhere in fancy writing. Like on the outline of it.

Yeah, I didn’t get into American Dad for the first season. Around season 3 it really gets into a good groove though (:

I have a couple shows I use for this purpose. Like I still really love them, and will totally watch them over and over, but I can have them in the background too. Bob’s Burgers, South Park, Futurama and American Dad. Rick and Morty recently joined the list (:

Even though they may not *agree* that being a porn star should damage your reputation, that doesn’t change the fact that it very well can. It’s stupid and for many people in the US extremely hypocritical, but that’s how it is ): It can damage your reputation, stupid as that is, so the term “slander” still works.

Well slander is in regards to someone’s reputation. And, unfortunately, a lot of people in the US have horrible, completely hypocritical views on porn stars. I’m guessing this may have been part of the problems before, that she was being threatened with slander lawsuits, because people who weren’t porn stars were…

I love accessories, just not on me lol. I have a lot of tattoos, which I feel kindof take the place of them. I haven’t worn a necklace in the five years since I got my chest piece done. Which basically leaves earrings (:

I have bouts of sims obsession so I was able to rationalize it to myself. Mostly I love finding the small jokes littered throughout the game. I hate EA but I genuinely enjoy the people who create the sims games.

All snarkiness aside that hang over package sounds like it has potential.

This also shows up if you woohoo in any public location, like a hot tub, elevator, etc. source: the hours upon hours I’ve wasted on that game.

Yeah, but it’s Kristin Chenoweth, and they’re filming a tv show lol. If I remember right the assistant had already found and decided on a dress, and Kristin was trying this one to try and prove it’s “the one” for the assistant. They already had the sale, it makes good TV, so they humored her :)

Don’t forget white. Seriously, all the pictures I can find of it are 100% white.

Oh my god, it’s worse than I thought.

“Why aren’t you acting like the emotionless, lifeless, sex doll that cooks and cleans I want you to be? Life isn’t fair!”

Do you mean they’re....