OH, least it wasn't burning hot. Granted some people are into that. Okay I like the smell of Mango, but the smell of lavender reminds me of hospitals, moth balls and old ladies. Mixing those two together sound like they would smell like decay and disappointment.

That dress sounds gorgeous but I can't help the full body shudder at the word "birkenstocks." It's too bad your grandmother can't see you wearing her dress though. I think that would be such a nice role to play in your granddaughter's wedding!

This is flying over WAY to many people's heads...

It could make for a fun party idea. Everyone order something from the website and wear it to the party.

Uggh. Regretsy gets married.

Sometimes I wish we weren't dependant on an old ass document created by people who owned human beings as property for our ethical decisions.

I suppose you could always change the theme of your wedding from "Springtime Elegance" or whatever to an "Ugly Sweater" sort of theme.

God I want to play dress up SO MUCH. Ordering these things is like sequined polyester Russian Roulette and I want to play a lot.

When I pitched this yesterday, Kate told me it didn't sound so bad so I was going to ship one of these envelopes to her. Emma forbade it because the people who clean shouldn't have to deal with it. She also refused to give me Kate's home address, so I'm having a meeting with HR next week about hostile working…

Liposuction as a prize for a beauty contest? Literally, "You are the most beautiful person out of all the contestants and you're still not good enough."

Woooooow.

New favorite: 'Noped out'

LMAO this is grade A+ passive aggressive awesomeness.

I actually have the opposite problem. My fiancee and I decided to forego a wedding party to avoid that potentially happening where we had to ask someone to leave the wedding party (ahem—one problem friend in particular). Problem-friend told me my engagement wasn't official until I asked her to be my MOH (in front of…

I understand the desire to stay close to a friend in that situation to support them, but I feel deeply that it is a bad idea to stand up at a wedding one does not approve of. Take, for instance, the story of my Dear Boyfriend and his Best Friend.

My sister had a very close guy friend who she had previously dated years and years before. When he got engaged, he asked her to be in the wedding and she very excitedly accepted. It was only AFTER she bought the bridesmaid's dress that his fiancee told her she didn't want her in the bridal party after all. My sister…

If bachelorette parties aren't the time for inappropriate flirting, what is even the point of them?

So this ended up being the opposite of kicking everyone out (although it started out that way) For my brother's wedding-my sister in law has a long standing beef with one of her sisters and to cut down on drama decided to not have any family members in the wedding party. Except the one sister she likes. Needless to…

I don't want to do a father-daughter dance bc I KNOW my dad will just let go and literally start dancing circles around me. He's done it to me before and I'm just standing still in the middle of the dance floor glaring at him sullenly while he's shaking his groove thang. The man has happy feet that cannot be…

The bouquet toss is a despicable, patriarchal practice that needs to die a quick, quiet death. I refuse to participate. Nothing makes you feel shittier than being the ONLY 40+ woman out there, with a bunch of 20-somethings, whose one and only goal is to catch a man (because they haven't grown up enough to realize they…