she is walking argle bargle.

A few years ago, my aunt wouldn't shut up about how she was getting into great shape for the family reunion cruise we were gonna take in May. My other aunts/her sisters aren't small women and didn't have nearly enough time to dedicate to getting in shape (and two couldn't afford to go), so it was kind of obnoxious.

Someone with some authority needs to un-grey you and this post.

^ This.

As someone who works in the anti-counterfeiting industry, I just wanted to say that your description of how the crime of selling counterfeit goods is simple trademark infringement is incredibly simplistic and just wrong. Finished counterfeit goods are just the tip of the crime iceberg.

Fake? They look like actual, honest to goodness handbags to me.

I'd imagine that's a well populated bar association.

How we see ourselves:

"...marketing fantasy to everyone and attaching some kind of social worth to owning it, that you really can't blame anyone for falling into it..."

Um, whatEVER UN. Didn't you hear? WE ARE AWESOME

Seriously, just seeing her face makes me get misty. There aren't enough words to describe how amazing she is.

That will never not be funny

#Cocogate It is all about ethics in coco.

and hell's bells, just imagine the challenges that cloaca presents.

That's nothing. Here's a video on how to prep geoduck clams for eating.

That seems like the beginning of one of Shrayber's scary articles.

I agree with all of this wholeheartedly.

....you were originally going to write "clam up" weren't you. Admit it.

CLAM. NO.

This is such a personal thing. Pussy literally makes me clamp up. It makes me think of pus. I would rather my partner do the "pussy work around" since I don't really call the penis anything in the moment or just go with a clinical "vagina/vag" if they've GOTTA call it something but if they're that anal retentive…