To me, it's frustrating that the grays aren't simply used to filter out nasty violent content, but also to discipline and punish. That's not very nice.

Adam Levine is the only Jewish guy my grandma would not be thrilled with me marrying. If I brought him over for Thanksgiving, she would pull me aside and whisper, "What happened to that nice Muslim boy you were dating last year?"

puh-LEEZE, hunny.

INTO IT.

Well, congrats, Thailand! You've officially adopted "dystopian society" as your new look. Shrewd move.

SO DAMN SEXY. My dream man since I was, like, 11. Come to me, Pierce.

I agree that Pierce Brosnan is HOT (imo the hottest Bond until Daniel Craig came along, plus I watched reruns of Remington Steele obsessively when I was 12/13 and my taste in men was developing), but that singing is a definite con. It's baaaaaad.

Nick Nolte: He was fairly cute in The Prince of Tides (when his SMA was awarded) but your con is a strong one.

It is not Most Talented Man Alive.

It's a lot of peeing. I'm really glad that was covered because my first question was "how much will I pee?"

Would love to do liquid/soup/protein shakes all the time because they're convenient and I'm lazy and I'd love to be more hydrated. But I'm not able to pee every hour at work, I'd seriously have to wear Depends…

You ladies are wonderful and hilarious, I'm so glad you've joined the Jez team!

Seth Cohen can die in a fire as far as I'm concerned. That jerk killed Dave Rygalski, the only good boyfriend Stars Hollow ever saw.

Articles like this- well-researched, nuanced, adding historical context to today's topics, sharply analyzed, and well-written- are my favorite part of the Jez: The Next Generation

This is a beautifully written piece, and I learned a lot about the topic (I'd often read Saartje was a slave).

I can't imagine how frustrating (and painful) that must be. I understand why people who haven't gone through what you've had to get awkward—they're probably paranoid about hurting you by bringing it up in the first place—but I wish people would actually LISTEN to mourners to provide what they do need instead of…

On the other hand...

Test the MSM blood more strigently. We have a shortage of blood, not ELISA kits.

If someone wanted to have sex with me right now, we'd have to just cut a hole in my sweatpants because I need all my clothes on right now.

Just an average day here in the Great North. I mean Ottawa. Every second guy in Ottawa looks like this.

Papa/Mama is pretty common Euro parlance. My mom always preferred Mom or Momma so I use them interchangeably, and Papa is what everyone calls my grandfather. I am fine with anything ending in "a" for either gender, it's the "eeee" endings that make me squirm.