I will be undergoing morcellation in a few days.

They don't. And the implication they do is one of the myriad things wrong with this essay here.

Oh, we know how stupid our systems are. You don't have to tell us. haha

Pronouncement of marriage to occur at exactly 9:26

Does it make me a bad person that whenever I hear about people getting married on a "special" date like 12/13/14, or 07/07/07, or whatever, I hope that their marriage fails?

Like this slightly panicked pregnant woman, who now wants to scream in the face of everyone who has made snide comments about hot dogs and lunchmeat that NOTHING IS SAFE YOU FUCKING BUSYBODIES

listeria is rare among pathogens in that it enjoys and readily survives in colder temperatures. it's unlikely to cause serious illness in healthy adults, but it can cause serious complications for pregnant women and the elderly.

I want to passive aggressively post this to the Facebook wall of a neighbor of mine who thinks Trader Joe's is the fucking second coming. HAVE SOME LISTERIA, INEXPLICABLY BRAND-LOYAL HIPSTER.

British couples won't be rushing to the alter on that day because here in GB we put the day first. E.g 13/12/14.

Of course this is just in the US because everyone else thinks 12/13/14 is an invalid date.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Tom Cruise and any female.

I really think you have a point about the need for us to share experiences to take away the power of the Abortion Horror Story. Here's mine.

Precisely. I would never claim that all women find the decision easy.... but simply that the "it was easy" crowd is rarely if ever from in public discourse, nor is that crowd really welcomed into the narrative by cautious, bet-hedging pro-choice politicians. I too believe the only way we stop the erosion of women's…

I love your husband too. I need me one of those; all I seem to find these days on dating sites are libertarians and I'd rather marry my vibrator. :)

I was 24 when I had my abortion, I was in a horribly controlling relationship and being linked for the rest of my life to him via a child was a future I could not fathom. I have never regretted my choice for a minute. I regret getting into the relationship...I was a blind dumbass for not seeing the frantically…

When I had an abortion I told my old friend about it on the phone about a week later (it was a rough week and I was dodging phone calls until then).... long pause, followed by, "oh, I know I would never do that."

I had one five days ago. It was my first and hopefully my last but the decision was extraordinarily easy and simple and I was upbeat throughout the entire process because I'd figured out was making me so sick for two months. I'm 29 and I probably want children (emphasis on "probably") but I have no regrets whatsoever.

I truly believe for abortion to remain safe and legal more and more women (like me) who had abortions and did not find the decision conflicting and do not regret them for a second are going to have to stand up and tell our stories. We need to claim our vocal place in the narrative bc right now the predominant…