That's a comment on the show's premise, not the actual usefulness of BMI. The Biggest Loser treats BMI as correct, telling contestants where they fall on the chart and celebrating any move down toward the acceptable numbers. Also, Weight Watchers is the show's sponsor.

Hoax? Seems dubious. The book was legitimately written during a time when creating a book was a highly capital-intensive process; what's the payoff in "firing our imaginations"? Not to mention that the language of the book fits the statistical model of a real natural language; spoofing that would require statistical…

When she said "multiple partners", she meant "multiple romantic partners". As in, bringing in multiple women she's already in a romantic relationship with for a threesome, when those two are not in a relationship with each other.

We will have you know that Ma'Lik will be taking all the time necessary to focus on his academic and personal goals.

A+, Fitzsimmons. Excellent statement.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

I always thought twice per week was cool pre-puberty, unless they fell in mud or something. There aren't any pictures of me as a little dirtbag, but maybe I *was* the gross kid at school...

A 7 year old or under? Bathed everyday?

Of the 15 icons chosen, only three are women of color (Iman, Grace Jones, and 15-year-old Tyra).

He uses his face for hands.

So what you're saying is that you're white.

Well, I don't take it as a compliment as a black person because she's only doing it for attention. If she was raised around black people, I could understand. Look at Eminem. No one accuses him of being a wannabe. But Miley is. A few years ago she didn't even know a single Jay-Z song. She couldn't care less about black…

I just loved reading Kid Fury's tweets to her yesterday. "The Redneck nerve!"

"But naturally, media outlets are much more concerned with tracking down Lindsay Mills, his free-spirited dancer girlfriend, than holding our country's leaders accountable."

Yo, I'm gonna file this one under "Things I Wish Jezebel Wouldn't Do."

Seriously, you guys. Why are we doing this? I love Jez, but seriously, why the implicit snark? Why make fun of this girl, drag her life out into the open? None of us would appreciate to have our lives dragged into national news like this. Yes, I know it was her social media behavior that enables media outlets to…

Hey look everyone!!! A bright, shiny object — right over there!!! Yeah, that's right! The one dancing in the cave! Look!

Oh, and don't worry about all that surveillance stuff and that funny PRISM thing. You've got something else to look at RIGHT HERE!!!!

Wait, what happened to the concern about her privacy? Are you guys for fucking real?

Ever get the feeling we're deliberately being distracted from something?