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#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,

Someone disagreed with you on the internet and you think you’re owed an apology. Keep checking that mailbox. Apology is on it’s way. Just like a Hennessey Refund check.

Lol no. Internet hearsay in a comment section of a blog does not amount to owing you an apology.

The article is well corroborated by 6 ex-employees, it’s not like the article is based solely on Ali’s complaints.

Helluva article Jason. Nice work.

I’m surprised they didn’t call it “Drive The Limit Or We’ll Punch These Queers”.

Apex here; haven’t seen any change but whatever.

Someone didn’t read the article.

*CADOT checks what speeds the 85th percentile does*

You know, it occurs to me that the people passing these stupid laws have no idea that (regardless of what they say) car speedometers aren’t actually correct to the 1 mph mark, they’re frequently off by several. If you’re not running factory tires, several more.

Good people of NC. During this period of heightened patrolling, if you receive a BS ticket, contest it. Contesting all tickets during this campaign is an effective protest of the campaign. Don’t just roll over for this crap.

But what if I’m driving as fast as i can to get out of North Carolina because i’m gay, I’m excused right?

Jason, I think I want this as an empty nest, go visit the kids in college, ski and track motorcycle towing assault vehicle. With captain’s chairs in second row for my wife to watch House Hunters with a quinoa face mask on as I plow on through the night. Am I good? Mind, I owned this in 1975, so I do have a van

As a teacher, I can’t see any possible outcome in which teachers aren’t blamed for not doing stuff right. If you shoot the attackers, you turn against some of the kids you teach. If you don’t shoot them, you fail to protect your students. If you didn't bring your gun of great justice to school that day, you're

So much this. I was always pro-choice, but I can distinctly remember two instances in my pregnancy - one as I was throwing up everything I’d eaten all day after having to bolt from the dinner table, and the other as I was on doctor’s appointment number four for the week (while starving, because thanks gestational

Same here. Nothing made me understand how important a woman’s right to choose is until I had a baby myself.

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

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