Sooooo... if they sweep, do we just cancel next year’s season? Because as far as I can tell, the stacking of teams has finally reached the point where the entire season, regular season through the finals, has been rendered moot.

“Your thoughts — even medically they’re knowing now — the mind is a battlefield and that’s why I wrote that book Train Your Brain because the mind is, it’s all in the Bible.”

And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

I thought Republicans liked the rule of law and the constitution and stuff? Why do they love the idea of holding someone without a warrant just because the federal government asked you to?

Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’

I didn’t think Texas could get more Texas but here we are.

People didn’t DUI because there were no cabs, or because cabs were only affordable by the one percent.

They did it because booze makes shitty decisions for you.

There was never an excuse for it.

Those hair plugs are really coming in nicely

Your Daly reminder of just how far Tiger has fallen.

Tiger Woods, Florida Man.

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

You’d think he’d know not to drive on holiday weekends by now.

Does this count as another major?

Jesus, he was booked with a DUI at 7 in the morning? That’s one hell of a fucking bender.

He’s back!

The is the film that Brock Osweiler was talking about when he said he could start for Cleveland.

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

To give you an idea of what nutters we have here (or at least cynical opportunists that pander exclusively to such nutters), the Lieutenant Governor, a former sports/political radio yakker in the mold of Rush Limbaugh, is threatening a special session (re-convening an already-adjourned Legislature) if a…

Once again, as a filthy libertarian, I have to ask, how does this fit into an alleged philosophy of smaller government, which conservatives claim to champion? This is the polar opposite, as it’s bringing government into the most private of places (not to mention they love attempting to bring government into the…