Listen, if recent history repeats itself, PLENTY of Eddie Lacy is going to be in training camp for Seattle very soon.

The reason I know god doesn’t exist is because a sinkhole hasn’t opened up underneath the Baylor campus and swallowed everyone who willingly associates with that trash school.

If somebody’s around you and they ever say, ‘I will definitely  send my daughter to Baylor,’ you knock them right in the face.

The sentence “I can’t risk my mental health in the future” makes me smirk in a way that I’m not comfortable with.

Sounds like you just plagiarized part of “A Gronking to Remember”.

When asked his opinion on the dangers of concussions, Gronk let out a rebel yell, crushed a beer can against his head and then pooped himself.

Actually, this is perfectly in line with the laws of normal people.

So you’ve never, ever left a job?

Oh good, PFT commenters have found their way over here.

Hey Trump, shouldn’t you be golfing?

I, for one, would love to see Larry Bird beat Bob Knight senseless.

Actually Bird left IU after 3 weeks because, by his own admission, he was homesick and not ready for such a large school. He said he only saw Knight once in passing on campus, although Knight supposedly snubbed him when Bird tried to say hello and introduce his GF. But Bird said Knight wasn’t a factor in his leaving

SNYDER/KNIGHT 2024:

People, like Garland, run around shrieking about the “War on Christianity” and “being victimized” when it’s really that society is tired of cowardly assholes who hide behind Christianity. I don’t have any problems with that religion. My problem is with garbage people who use it to justify/validate the shitty things…

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” - Mahatma Gandhi 

Blessed are the rape cover-uppers, for they shall dominate Division 1 sports.

Step 3 is profit.

Baylor Christianity

When did Baylor become a Catholic school?

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.