Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

There aren’t any, surprisingly.

That actually makes me wonder: Who is the last really prominent criminal who we know DOESN’T have a tattoo?

“saying witnesses at the apartment told private investigators that the woman was not ‘disheveled or complaining of injury’”
Ah, the classic “Look, she didn’t look like she’d been raped, and she wasn’t running around screaming ‘I’VE BEEN RAPED’” defense.
What the fuck?

Just arrest people with tattoos. You’d be right 95% of the time. Don’t say I’m wrong.

but hey, they took it back!

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

Yeah, I really don’t think complete institutional failure is the norm.

This is the type of fight and leadership we expect of our players. Expect him to be a captain next year.

maybe if he forgot his tie

I fully expect oblique references to his “offseason troubles” during every Sooners game and Heisman discussion come September. The redemption narrative’s just going to be too irresistible

+1recognition of leadership qualities

The Oklahoma athletic department has responded with a brief statement—“We are aware of the matter and are learning the details. We don’t have any other information at this time.”

Hahaha “full game.”

Gritty dude. Hard-nosed. Plays to win and never backs down. Kinda guy you want on your side.

Anything short of murdering the chancellor and his family gets the starting qb a 1 game non conference suspension.

Fleeing and resisting arrest? If the cops had read his scouting report, they would have known to expect that: