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My buddy had a Dodge Caravan “Free Candy” panelvan. We’d all jump into the back, the 10 or 12 of us, and cruise around town listening to Bullet Boys and Vinnie Vincent Invasion (irony before irony was cool, ironically).

When I was 15 I told the rents I was staying over at a buddy’s house to have a Halo tournament (classic excuse)... but little did they know we planned for a night of debauchery, which even we hadn’t anticipated the extent of.

You caught me. I’m a highway patrol officer stationed on that route and I’m bored.

Oh man... I was 18 Years old. Just out of high school and was a nerd/car guy. Most of my friends consisted of video gamers or guys who worked on their cars late at night. I worked for a small local mod shop and at the time (2005) the 240sx scene was booming because most cars were in good shape. This was the proper

This is an article a cop would post...

Hopefully in 30 years, some young journalist will find me in the hills of rural Montana sitting in a dark, decrepit barn, with only the light from my laptop (set to Craigslist, obviously) illuminating hundreds of AMC-era and Willys-era Jeeps.

Raise your hand if this ISN’T your secret fantasy. Maybe not mitsus, but with your particular car-fetish.

Away with you and your logic.

I feel like there were cheaper options available...

This was a terrible decision, which I am 100% jealous of.

Let me tell you about tech editors, Patrick. I have an excellent relationship with technology, ask anybody, I have the best techs. Nobody understands transportation reporters like I do. We’re going to write the best edits. Yuge, beautiful reviews, and we’re going to make them here, and they’re going to cost less than

Is Lynk & Co pronounced as Lincoln Co? Classic China.

<$30k OTD, isn't a GM shitbox, and tows my S2000 with a trailer.

NIMBYs do not ever believe they should move, even if they just moved into the neighborhood. Everyone else has to change. It is the privilege seeping from their pores.

Two spaces is the only true approach. Quit being a lazy millenial!

They already did well enough. Almost everyone has jumped in the EV (almost EV) bandwagon now. Without Tesla showing everyone an electric car can work and be desirable, you wouldn’t see all that push toward electrification.

I’m gonna make it one!

I will put both our names on a waiting list for a very exclusive advanced mental health care center immediately.

First thing I see on Jalopnik.....